Porn star cum world saving hero

Filed under: General - Mark @ 4:00 pm

 

Macgyver. He so looks like a porn star. I wanna get some of the old episodes. Video Ezy don’t have them. Anyone know where I can scab them? I’m far too lazy to search p2p programs for them and it will probably end up being donkey porn or something.

Add Comment (2) | 30/4/2005

 

 

Ute

Filed under: General - Mark @ 10:53 am

 

Anyone got a ute I can borrow so I can pick up my 42U rack from North Sydney? Thanks 🙂

-edit- All good, Mum’s gunna take me in the Vectra. It should fit.

Add Comment (0) | 29/4/2005

 

 

Stupid management

Filed under: General - Mark @ 6:11 pm

 

Middle management can burn. Burn burn burn.

Add Comment (3) | 27/4/2005

 

 

Italians

Filed under: General - Mark @ 7:53 pm

 

Italians. I don’t like them. I dont like their country. I don’t like their attitude. But fuck, I love their food. And you know what I found out? My most favouritest Italian place to eat at North Sydney – completely owned and run by Azns. I love the irony in that.

Add Comment (1) | 26/4/2005

 

 

Brettster

Filed under: General - Mark @ 2:53 pm

 

The Brettster is stayin at our place with the lovely Sylvia for a few days. He’s still the same character he’s always been. Has only been about 6 months since we saw them last, but before that it had been years. I’ll never forget some of the things about the week where they had to look after us when we lived in Melbourne (Dad dumped them with us to look after us while they went away). Agressive monopoly… the chicken man… oh the memories 🙂

 

 

A new level of spam

Filed under: General - Mark @ 5:42 pm

 

Hah I just got some spam that I actually read because I think it’s the first piece of spam that has ever been sent that actually has a meaning:

Save Schapelle Corby now!

Schapelle Corby the victim of gutless low life drug traffickers and Indonesian savages might spend the rest of her life in jail if we do nothing!

I won’t go into the rest of it, its got a heap of ways to boycott Indonesia, but a very fine point:

The man responsible for the deaths of 88 australians gets 3 years jail while innocent Schapelle gets life? Indonesians are spitting in our face everyday, even after giving them a billion dollars in aid!

So, I wouldn’t have put it quite like that, but it does raise an eyebrow, does it not?

This is the first (and hopefully last) ever political post in my blog. I won’t make a habit of it. Promise.

P.S. I think she’s innocent, but the other kids who were caught there smuggling, then they’re gunna get what comes to them. I dont think they should face a firing squad and I think Indonesia should give them back to us, but I hope they get their cummupance.

Add Comment (5) | 22/4/2005

 

 

Ca$h

Filed under: General - Mark @ 7:44 am

 

Well, 10 out of my 13 books sold, 4 to my own family, total income: $24. Total profit: $19. You have to sell a LOT of books to make any money, thats for sure.

 

 

Smelly poo poo

Filed under: General - Mark @ 6:13 pm

 

We got evacuated at work today 😛 A certain someone (who’s not very house trained) from our office put a pastic/metal cup in the microwave. It melted. And blew up the microwave. And sent highly toxic fumes through the whole floor of the building. Still was a nice way to kill 20 minutes while they ventilated the office.

Add Comment (2) | 20/4/2005

 

 

Sleep

Filed under: General - Mark @ 8:06 am

 

I slept for 14 hours last night. Insane. I’ve been sooo tired recently. I could go back to sleep now, except that would be bad cos then I would have slept for too long.

 

 

FU

Filed under: General - Mark @ 4:53 pm

 

http://jessness.com/stockpile/fu.php

It can be used in an anatomical description- “He’s a fucking asshole.” It can be used to tell time- “It’s five fucking thirty.” It can be used in business- “How did I wind up with this fucking job?” It can be maternal- “Motherfucker.” It can be political- “Fuck Dan Quayle!”

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

“What the fuck was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima

“Where did all these fucking Indians come from?” – General Custer

“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?” – Captain of Titanic

“That’s not a real fucking gun.” – John Lennon

“Who’s gonna fucking find out?” – Richard Nixon

“Heads are going to fucking roll.” – Anne Boleyn

“Any fucking idiot could understand that.” – Albert Einstein

“It does so fucking look like her!” – Picasso

“How the fuck did you work that out?” – Pythagoras

“You want what on the fucking ceiling?” – Michaelangelo

“Fuck a duck.” – Walt Disney

“Why?- Because its fucking there!” – Edmund Hilary

“I don’t suppose its gonna fucking rain?” – Joan of Arc

“Scattered fucking showers my ass.” – Noah

“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.” – John F. Kennedy

Add Comment (1) | 18/4/2005

 

 

Bahh

Filed under: General - Mark @ 10:50 am

 

Bahh bahh black sheep.

Only 71% on my latest assessment. I cans do better than that.

Went gocarting yesterday. Driving real cars after gocarts is dangerous. Especially when your real car has power steering. And doesn’t take corners fast very well.

Coming 6th in my programming class. Freaksing indians. I can beat them. And I will.

Still perusing for a server. Still broke. Still sux0rs.

Having fun installing things like fhttpd and other funky daemons on Kris’s clunkyb0x. Next – a mirroring cron job to create mirrors of his sites and SQL databases. Then when I get my server, I implement on my server.

Can’t be arsed working on the dIP project any more, cos quite franky dyndns.org does a heaps better job. I just wanted to challenge myself. Screw that, can’t be bothered. It works for what I want it to work with and that’s fine by me.

 

 

Flat as a tack

Filed under: General - Mark @ 6:03 pm

 

Oh yeah, also forgot to mention – Dad killed our neighbours dog this morning. Ran over it on the way to work. Dog ran straight under the car and Dad didn’t even realise till he though “Hmmm that bump was bigger than usual” (We have a lot of speed bumps here). Poor woof.

Add Comment (2) | 14/4/2005

 

 

Louise

Filed under: General - Mark @ 5:53 pm

 

You’re insane… You could have asked me and I woulda given them to you 😛

 

 

eBay again

Filed under: General - Mark @ 3:02 pm

 

Well I’ve got my First ever listings on eBay… Now we play the waiting game!!

I am worth $2,315,904.00 on HumanForSale.com

I’ve gone up since last time I did it 🙂 This also means that I”m still worth more than Kris. Sucked in :p

 

 

It’s a curse

Filed under: General - Mark @ 4:10 pm

 

Sun. Of course it will be well out of my price range by the time it finishes. No fun.

Add Comment (1) | 12/4/2005

 

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